Guys, I have a problem.

I have a Facebook friend who posts really annoying shit, but I don’t want to unfriend said person because I kind of enjoy how awful their posts are. But I can’t stop complaining about the posts. See? I have a problem. Let me see if I can explain the general nature of their posts while remaining as vague as possible… essentially, they are one-liners. Bad one-liners, that have nothing to do with their life, they’re just idiotic ‘witticisms’ that come to mind. 15 times a day. Sometimes 15 in an hour. I have a meeting now, go away.