It’s time for another edition of…

THAT’S!!! NOT!!! RIIIIIGHT!!!

Alright, fine, so it’s the first. 

I got this wonderful green lollipop with lunch, and as I was coming down the steps of the parking garage, I accidentally dropped it and it shattered. I made a noise because I was upset, and the woman behind me goes, “It’s OK, five second rule.”

It’s also a parking garage. 

That’s not right.

Thank you.