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Jan

Roundabout

A young man calls an Indian grocery store.

Me: “Hi, do you carry Hindi music on cassettes?”

Her: “Yes, what are you looking for?”

Me: “Dilli 6.”

Her: “What?”

Me: “Dilli 6.”

Her: (shocked) “Dilli 6 is not released yet!”

Me: “Oh really? But I think it is. I don’t mean the DVD… I mean the music.”

Her: “Oh, that maybe will come tomorrow?”

Me: “OK. And you’ll have it on cassette right, not just CD?”

Her: “No. We don’t carry cassettes. We only carry CDs.”

Me: “…Thanks, bye.”