First, read this.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1877187,00.html

Fine, don’t. See if I care. Well, to summarize, it’s about 25 things lists that are circulating on facebook. I did one. They were fun. Well, this girl in the article bitches about it, but then shows a list of 25 things she wished she hadn’t learned from her friends. One was that a person often tapes their thumb to their hand to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. 

So I tried it.

I have to say, for the most part things are the same. You can’t grip doorknobs, write, bathe, or drive. Other than that, you’re set for life. So long as you live in a room without doors, never write or bathe again, and don’t need to drive anywhere. Dinosaurs had it good.