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Hey gang,

-I know I promised a picture of the cereal box race car after I put stickers on it. It’s finished, but I’m too lazy to open up the camera program and watch my computer freeze for five minutes while I yell curses.

-If I can be thoroughly convinced, I’ll be going on my 4th hike of the week later today. But only ‘if’.

-I joined Twitter yesterday. It’s stupid, but fine. I’m following Christopher Walken on it, and his posts make it totally worth signing up. Especially when he talks about his dog that eats extension cords and how Ashton Kutcher should be Secretary of Ironic Scarves.

-On the topic of Ashton Kutcher, I read some of his twitter stuff today. The dude can’t spell. I know, it’s a petty grievance, but seriously, ‘What would u of asked him?’… OF asked him?! No, Ashton. No. And That 70’s Show sucks.

-My new favorite spot in my room is the foot of the bed. I lean my head against the low bed frame, and I’m positioned below the window where I get the best breeze. I’ve realized I enjoy a change in the routine to keep things interesting, even if it is just  choosing where to lay in a blob-like state while I hit reload on job sites. Plus my room looks bigger from here.

-The laundry room is closed for 2 weeks! 2 WEEKS! This is after the landlord called Jenn up to beg us to stay for another year. It was an option until I realized I could only afford to wear underwear every other day until the washing machine was fixed.

-Roommate Jenn and I did a fridge clean today. How we missed that can of expired whipped cream in the past 4 fridge cleans, I’ll never know. If you ever have a mammoth appetite but are trying to eat right, I suggest cleaning out your fridge. That’ll curb the ol’ appetite nice and good.

-Has anyone heard Timebomb by Beck? It just came on my itunes. It’s a good one, and lesser-known, I feel. 

-The grocery store is mayhem on Friday afternoons. Even saw the lady from upstairs there, who silently gave me this really accusatory look as if to say, “You came here without me?” 

-I love that Obama made the special olympics joke on Leno last night. Serves him right for going on a dumb show like Leno’s, and also serves him right for getting elected president in the first place. Team Hillary for life.  

That’s enough.